Tuesday’s
island destination takes our boys to the land of Zamparini, where crazy is a
way of life and coaches grow on trees. Enter manager Gian Piero Gasperini, who
replaced Giuseppe Sannino, whom Zamparini let go because he’d only achieved one
point in the first three games. But Gasperini hired on at the right time, as
Zamparini realized the error (or at least the expense) of his ways, swore he
would not fire Gasperini, and then put someone else in charge. (Hey, I said he
was crazy, not stupid.)
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| Gasperini: Zamparini's chosen one? |
Since that fateful day, Gasperini lost his first two games in charge, won the next one, and then has managed three straight draws (with two of those being scoreless.) But it’s okay, because it’s not Zamparini’s job anymore to sack the coach, and I don’t know anyone else who is so trigger happy. Although I still wish that a certain Berlusconi and or Galliani were a little more trigger happy, but oh well. Maybe the trip to Palermo will give them some ideas.
With
such mediocre results, one would expect the boys in baby pink to be midtable,
but they’re not. They currently sit in 18th, the relegation zone, after just
nine matches. So either Gasperini is playing chicken with Zamparini, or the
team really is that poor since Zamparini pulled a Garrone and sold off some of
his best players like Pastore and Balzaretti.
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| Zamparini: He doesn't *look* crazy... oh, wait... |
Selling
our best players is something Berlusconi can relate to, although while
Zamparini probably sold his to pay his
astronomical manager bills, Berlusconi sold our players to pay his legal fees.
Also in common, the current jewel of this Palermo squad and the player to fear
most is one Fabrizio Miccoli, a Milan youth product. So take that, Zamparini,
Milan have been selling their best prospects for a lot longer. (It hurts… soo…
bad…)
For
Palermo’s Saturday snoozer vs. Siena, Gasperini fielded a squad of Ujkani; Donati, von Bergen, Muñoz; Kurtic, Barreto, Mantovani, Morganella; Miccoli,
Brienza, and Ilicic. His 3-4-3 provided a very boring 0-0 draw, so he might try
to spice it up a little when we come to town. Or not, it depends on how much he
really is trying to taunt Zamparini.
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| Milan sold me, now they're gonna pay for THIS |
Allegri,
clearly anticipating this intense matchup, has also developed his own 3-4-3
formation. But his is so much more full of win. Well, since Antonini is likely
out injured, it is, anyway. I would guess a lineup something like this:
Abbiati; Mexes, Bonera, Yepes; Abate, De Jong, Montolivo, Constant; Emanuelson,
El Shaarawy, Pato. But that hinges on Abbiati being match fit and Allegri
getting the idea through his head that there needs to be some sort of
consistency in this squad. I think the former is more likely than the latter.
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| 1) Please score (both of you is fine) and 2) Neither of you get injured, please. |
Remember
last year when the Stadio Renzo Barbera was a fortress to be feared, where
players trembled at the thought of the Pink
Death? Well much of that fear left with some of their best players, but
Milan must fear every opponent at this point. After all, we lost fourteen
players this summer, and already had a brush with the relegation zone this season ourselves. If we are to go to the
land of the crazy and bring three points back, we will have to up our game a lot more than our game vs.
Genoa. Because Gasperini may be getting desperate, and a simple draw just won’t
do. Likewise, Allegri must continue to prove to Galliani that he is worth his
word that he’ll remain on at Milan all season long. Which means every result is
an assurance and every assurance a distraction from the evil eye of Berlusconi,
who has replaced him in the media several times over. Essentially, it’s like
Yepes said, they must play like every match is a final. Otherwise, we’ll end up
like Palermo, just Gasping for draws.
This post inspired by the music of The Smiths
Palermo vs.
Milan
Tuesday, October 30 • 20:45 CET (3:45pm
EDT)*
This match will be shown LIVE on RAI in the
U.S.
*note the game is 1 hour later in the U.S.
due to the end of
European Daylight Savings Time