Sunday, November 25, 2012

Milan vs. Juventus: Game On!


Let’s get nuts.
(Thanks to the dyslexic person at ESPN for the inspiration for this pic)


Milan vs. Juventus
Sunday, November 25th • 20:45 CET (2:45pm EDT)
This match is being shown LIVE on BeIN Sport and RAI in the U.S.
(look for streams posted in the comments before kickoff)




Updated Holiday Rules for the
Milan Obsession Drinking Game 2012-13

If possible, drink Milan-grade alcohol. This can be something someone has given you or a gift you give yourself. None of that Budget Milan™ alcohol, you are a Milanista. Although alcohol is alcohol, do what you need to do.


• Be festive. Feel free to use mixed drinks (but be sure to make enough for the whole game,) use candy canes as stirring sticks, or try a candy shot glass. However, if the game goes really badly, feel free to drink straight from the bottle. I imagine that's what the Milan Legends are doing while watching this Budget Milan™, too.


Take one drink when:
Bojan starts
Urby starts
Pato or Pazzini scores
Constant gets an assist
A center back scores

Take two drinks when:
Allegri changes formation from the last game
Boateng starts
We concede on a set piece
Antonini plays
Berlusconi talks about how much money he saved this summer



Note: Drink champagne only when we keep a clean sheet, we win, or if it’s the only alcohol you have left in your house.


Remember, if we’re doing well, you’ll drink enough to remember, if we’re playing poorly, you’ll drink enough to forget.


Halppy Holludayts! Forshza Mklilan!