Sampdoria vs. Milan
Sunday, January 13 • 20:45 CET (2:45pm EST)
This match is being shown LIVE on RAI in the U.S.
(look for streams posted in the comments before kickoff)
Cap’n Sparrow’s Drinking Game
A swig o’ rum when:
• Yer loyal crew finds th’ back o’
the net
• Bojan makes th’ startin’ crew
• That scurvy bilge rat Allegri
hasn’t been yellin’ “Dai Dai Dai!” fer 5 minutes
• Our bloody defense be defendin’ a
set piece
Two swigs o’ rum when:
• Smoke or fire be interferin’ w’
th’ match
• That shark bait Boateng be
startin’ fore
• Our ship be sunk by a set piece
• Chumbucket Allegri aren’t be
usin’ no subs yet in 70 minutes
If th’ match be goin’ well, you’ll
drink enough t’ remember,
if it ain’t, you’ll drink enough t’
forget.
FORSHZA MKLILAN!