With
the level of douchebaggery at Milan already so high at Milan, I called in the
big guns to help sort everything out. So we, the Milan Obsession Fantastic
Four, talk about the coaching situation and then sort through the roster to
give management some ideas as to who to sell and who to keep this summer. Last
but not least, we introduce the Milan Obsession Douchebaggery Alert System™ to
help you know what levels of douchebaggery are going on at any given time.
You’re welcome.
The San Siro needs the Fantastic Four |
The
Fantastic Four includes the President of the Curva Sud America, Francesco; The Comeback Kid,
Derek;
the awesome Miami Vice, Derwuin, and yours truly. We examined
the following douchebaggery:
• News of the Week: Montolivo hitched, No more co-ownerships,
Conte’s Premature Exclamation
• Seedorf Out?
• Inzaghi In?
• Mercato Forecast: Review of all Milan players & discussing
contracts, salaries, and whether or not they should stay at the club this
summer
• Douchebaggery Alert System™: Where Milan are this week
Thanks
to my superhero Milan fans, the Milan Obsession Fantstic Four. Follow Francesco
on Twitter @FrancescoPetra8;
follow Derek @DeekMonn and follow
Derwuin @D_Mendez3