As we
continue to prepare for the Derby della Madonnina on Sunday, I thought
it might be a good idea to brush up on our smacktalk. Not just any smacktalk,
Derby smacktalk. A contest to see who is the best at insulting the hideously
horrific heathens. A chance to see which Diavolo has the sharpest pitchfork for
a tongue. But mostly a chance for us to tune up our taunts and mentally prepare
for Sunday’s showdown with the slithering snakes.
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| This is how the classy ones do it. I am not that classy. |
Here is how it works: copy and paste one or more of the
following into the comments and then do your worst. Use your cruelest,
wittiest, most angry words to finish off the phrase(s). Profanity is synonymous
with Inter, of course. In fact, my daughter calls them “the bad ‘I’ word.”
However keep in mind that this is a contest, and I am looking for the very
best, most creative, clever, and above all insulting and effective use of
smacktalk, with or without profanity.
They say Inter are our cousins? Inter are
____________________________________.
Mancini can only win when he is gifted a title because he
is ___________________________________.
Icardi is _____________________________________.
Inter fans ___________________________________.
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| Think more Mexes, less Maldini |
Rules: you can
enter as many times as you like. Use a thesaurus, use a dictionary, use
whatever wordsmithery you like. In the event of a similar or identical entry,
the first one posted will be chosen.
Winner(s) will be determined before the preview goes up and
acknowledged for their brilliance. Do your worst. Literally. Verbally tear
those filthy, pathetic cheating little grass snakes to shreds. (Feels good,
doesn’t it?)
This post inspired by the music of
NIN’s “Pretty Hate Machine” album
Our next match is
il Derby della Madonnina
Inter vs. AC Milan
Sunday, April 19 • 20:45 CEST (2:45pm EDT)