There are really only so many ways to say that I hate Inter. And
yet every time I sit down to write a preview, the venom surges within my red
and black blood. The veins in my neck and forehead throb and stand out, and my
muscles tense up as I feel like I could punch the next thing I see in blue and
black. That’s how I know it’s Derby time. It’s all about the bloodlust.
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| Don't Cry for me Argentina |
There is nothing to have me believe that we could win this
one this time. Well, except for the fact that Inter haven’t won at the San Siro
since December 15th, having since fallen 2-1 to Lazio, 1-0 to Sassuolo, and
drawn 1-1 with the mighty Carpi on Sunday. That draw was thanks to a goal in
stoppage time from the now immortal Kevin Lasagna, which was also on the menu
at Juventus stadium on Wednesday when Juventus destroyed a 10-man Inter 3-0 in
the first leg of their Coppa Italia semifinal. That’s right, it’s been a
delicious week of schadenfreude this time around, limiting my personal need to
troll, seeing as how Inter have trolled themselves.
But before you get too excited about our chances, keep in
mind that Milan needed a penalty to take the first leg of our Coppa Italia
semifinal against a Lega Pro side. If we can’t even dominate a Lega Pro side,
how will we be able to dominate the team that has gone from first to fourth in
the league in less than a month? (Schadenfreude is almost as delicious as the
lasagna I’m making on Sunday.) But seriously, we are our own worst enemy, and
with Milan’s wavering mentality, it’s possible for even that cheating, filthy,
scum-sucking bunch of snakes to be awarded a fake penalty and steal three
points from us.
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| Mancini doesn't even know how to win a Scudetto without cheating |
Mancini was given a massive contract and millions of euros
worth of quality players. And in fact, they just signed Eder from Sampdoria
this week, too. But the only surprise is that Inter were ever top of the table
this season. If you think Milan are underperforming, look at Inter’s squad,
Mancini’s contract, and their consistency of players in recent years. But even
underperforming, they have more potential than us. You know, like when they
drew with Carpi on Sunday? Oh, wait. That was just hilarious. For that match,
Mancini lined up Handanovic; Juan Jesus, Telles, Montoya, Murillo; Ljajic,
Perisic, Brozovic, Melo; Palacio, and Icardi.
For the midweek match vs. Juve, he rested some players. His
lineup: Handanovic; Murillo, Miranda, D’Ambrosio, Nagatomo; Kondogbia, Medel,
Melo; Jovetic, Biabiany, and Ljajic. However he does pretty much have a full
squad at his disposal for Sunday. Well Guarin left for China this week, Ranocchia has gone
to Sampdoria, and Perisic is in doubt due to fitness as of this writing. There
may be other transfer changes before Sunday, as it is the end of the transfer
window, but it is unclear if anyone’s contracts will be deposited in time for them
to play against us.
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| For dessert this week? Berries. Lots of berries. ('bacca' means "berry" in Italian) |
Milan’s mercato has been much easier to write about, as
Boateng came in and Suso and Cerci left. That's it. Balotelli is not expected to be fit
for the Derby and trained in the gym this week, but both Alex and Bonaventura
trained with the team so should be available. Mexes is still questionable as of
this writing, but unlikely, and Ely and Lopez are still out to their respective
long-term injuries. The biggest question lies over Menez. He was able to train
with the team this week for whole sessions, but will he be fit enough for a
callup?
The Derby is always a fantastic match to watch. Even when it
isn’t. But it’s that much more delicious when Milan win, of course. And
speaking of winning, I am so looking forward to Milan’s coreografia, as that is a battle we always win. But aside from
wanting to see Inter groveling and crying (that’s the only way I ever care to
see them,) I want to see Milan play to our potential. If we play as well as we
did vs. Fiorentina, we can absolutely take those hideous, ridiculous,
scale-covered slimebuckets. Anything less, probably not. But I won’t give up on
the possibilities. It’s win or die trying. Bloodlust.
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| "When you are in hell only the devil can save you" |
Some light Derby reading for you from past posts:
Calcio’s
Greatest Shame (from July 11, 2014)
An epic post about why everyone hates Inter (Calciopoli)
A Tale
of Two Cousins (from September 8, 2015)
A slightly biased look at the history of two clubs
Preview:
The Haves and the Have Nots (from September 11, 2015)
A preview ahead of the last Derby
Inter
1, Milan 0: Great Expectations (from September 13, 2015)
A review of the last Derby in September
Milan
0, Inter 1: It Hurts Even Worse in Person (from October 7, 2012)
The review of the match I went to the San Siro to watch
Supercoppa:
Milan 2, Inter 1: Snake Soup (from August 6, 2011)
A review of a delicious trophy win over those snakes
The
Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (from January 10, 2012)
A bit of history and some videos, too
This post was inspired by the music
of AC/DC’s “If You Want Blood” (You Got It)
Il Derby della Madonnina
Milan vs. Inter
Sunday, January 31 • 20:45 CET (2:45pm EST)
This match will be shown live on RAI and BeIN Sports in the U.S.