This season has become too painful to even write about. It’s
not about having writer’s block, my other writing is going just fine. It’s just
that Milan hurts so much right now, I can’t continue to put the passion into
forming complete sentences and crafting a post that might be interesting to
read. I just want the season to be done with, to find some resolution to this
nonsense about Berlusconi finally being willing to release his death grip on
the club he is strangling (or not.) Just wake me when it’s over.
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| Hey, didn't this guy used to play for Milan? |
So rather than putting everything into paragraph form and
all, here is the information I would normally put into a preview:
Bologna sit in 13th place
Their season form is 11 W, 8 D, 17 L
They drew Empoli last week
Donadoni lined up Mirante; Maietta, Ferrari, Masina,
Gastaldello; Giaccherini, Diawara, Brienza, Mounier, Brighi; and Floccari.
Injuries: Constant, Rizzo, Stojanovic, Muculini, Morleo, and
Destro
We lost to Bologna 1-0 in January at the San Siro
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| Hey, didn't this guy used to play for Milan? |
Brocchi is a tool
Injuries: Ely, Bonaventura, Bertolacci, Niang, and the
entire Milan fan base
Brocchi’s press conferences are like rubbing sandpaper on
your sunburn
We will likely lose this match
I’m not even sure Brocchi could inspire an ant, and they are
almost autonomous
Eighth place is not out of reach
If Brocchi really loved Milan, he wouldn’t have taken the
job
Anyone want to go to lunch with me instead of watching the
game? I know of a great Italian place, a tasty crepe place, or whatever, I’m
not picky
If we win this match I will celebrate by blinking my eyes
one time. That’s the extent of emotion I can put into Milan right now without
simultaneously crying, vomiting, and screaming incoherent things. So just wake
me when it’s over.
This post was not inspired.
Bologna vs. Milan
Saturday, May 7 • 20:45 CEST (2:45pm EDT
This match will be shown on RAI in the U.S.