I’m not gonna lie, this is not a
positive podcast. If you’re not already taking any Milan-induced
antidepressants, you probably should talk to your doctor before you listen to
this one. Or at the very least buy stock in acohol. The club has sunk to new
depths each year for the last four and a half years, and just when you think it
couldn’t get any worse, it does. With the latest failure to complete the sale
of the club, you’re going to need a lot of Prozac to continue to support Milan.
Luckily, David
was here to save the day and give us hope. He is the best scout in the world,
he’s well-versed in Milan finances, and now he
will be available via Twitter @DavidLSwan for your suicide
prevention counseling needs. He blessed us with his wisdom in the following
areas:
• News of the Week: Donnarumma’s big birthday,
Berlusconi landmark, ICC Tournament, Inter fined by association
• Season Update: reviewing the matches to date,
meh midfield, quest for Europe
• Sale of the Club: predictions, history, and
speculation
• Coming Up: upcoming matches to watch for
Thanks again to David for saving us from ourselves
and for making Montolivo’s impending return seem like a silver lining. Follow
him on Twitter or else: @DavidLSwan
Our next match is
Juventus vs. Milan
Friday, March 10 •
20:45 CET (2:45pm EST)