This is not a family affair for me. I hate Inter. Like the
plague. And their thug-filled, whiny, degenerate squad aren’t helping matters. Not
to mention their bandwagoning, illiterate, worthless fans. They are a plague on
Milano, and they need to be taught a lesson. Only I’m not sure Milan are the
team to do that right now. I hope they do, though. Because someone needs to rid
that beautiful city of those filthy snakes and put an end to the black and blue
plague.
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| Needs to be eradicated |
When people say that Milan and Inter are cousins, I cross myself.
And I’m not even Catholic. And I don’t cross myself for me, it’s for the
mentally deficient soul who would dare even say that our teams share anything
more than a stadium. First of all, they left us. Like a two-bit hooker that’s
been paid a dollar, they walked away ungrateful and stupid. And it only went
downhill from there. But when they
orchestrated Calciopoli, they severed all ties not only with Milan, but
also with human decency. Those morally depraved grass snakes only ever achieved
anything when they took down a whole league through wiretapping, conspiracy,
and cheating. And that was low, even for Silvio
Berlusconi. And he is the scum of the earth.
Before the international break, Inter destroyed dominated
barely survived a meeting with SPAL. The 2-1 win is misleading, as Antenucci
missed his penalty and there were other opportunities for SPAL to steal points.
But Inter are certainly familiar with stealing. Anyway, for that matchup,
Spaletti lined up Handanovic; Vrsajlko, Skriniar, Miranda, Asamoah; Vecino,
Valero; Keita Balde, Nainggolan, Perisic; and the wife-stealer. Vecino was
injured while on national team duty and will likely miss, while Gagliardini is
doubtful and Versaljlko is also in question. Brozovic is back training with the
group, so should be available for those miserable little worms.
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| Hungry |
Gattuso, who could eat the entire Inter squad for breakfast
and spit them out for fun, is still missing Caldara, as well as Strinic due to
long-term injury. Conti is doing some light training, but is still not cleared
for games. However, Romagnoli and Cutrone have both fully recovered and will be
available for him on Sunday. Let’s hope that the team’s mentality is no longer
injured, because a fully-match fit Milan could destroy this bunch of
lightweight cheaters in a heartbeat. However, I fear that coming back from the
break, they may have forgotten what it is to bleed red and black.
Derbies are always intense, but this one especially. For
example, on the one side you have the team whose fans have mocked our
management and money issues, yet Suning has dumped more than €500,000 into that
cesspool in the past two years. On the other hand, there is the club that has
been screwed over by owners for almost ten years, but now have put people into
place who are honest and hardworking, and eager to become FFP compliant instead
of pouring more money down the drain.
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| Back and ready for action |
On the pitch, you have a team of thugs who started clicking
in time to defeat the mighty SPAL, and whose season to date has been pretty
easy. Milan, on the other hand, have already played Roma and Napoli and still
have a game in hand, only four points behind those paper Scudetto-wielding
weasels. While I always want justice, in the form of complete annihilation of
those damned Biscione, I may have to wait for a while. Still, I will be
seething and cursing those moronic Nerazzurri on Sunday and hoping for a
little miracle. Because someone needs to cure the black and blue plague.
This post inspired by the music of Veruca
Salt’s “Seether”
Serie A Week 9
Il Derby della Madonnina
Inter vs. Milan
Sunday, October 21
• 20:30 CEST (2:30pm EDT)